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Following previous topic we thought might be interesting to share some of outlandish excuses who failed to submit their self assessment return by deadline. So enjoy ;)

✔ "I couldn't file my return on time as my wife has been seeing aliens and won't let me enter the house";
✔ "I've been far too busy touring the country with my one-man play";
✔ "My ex-wife left my tax return upstairs, but I suffer from vertigo and can't go upstairs to retrieve it";
✔ "My business doesn't really do anything";
✔ "I spilt coffee on it".